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10 Shower Thoughts That'll Blow Your Mind to Smithereens
March 5, 2018
Some of our greatest ideas are hatched in the shower; there's just something about that hot water and smell of shampoo that really gets the brain churning.
One has to wonder if any of the most renown philosophers in history actually came up with their theories while scrubbing their butts with soap.
We may never know where the Platos and Nietzsches of the world philosophized, but we can confirm that the best thinkers of this generation are definitely birthing their brainchild while they lather, rinse, repeat.
1. Relationships ARE a lot like string if you think about it.
2. Going on a casual walk around the flaming hot magma beneath my feet.
3. That'sa spicy wawa!
4. In the future, the mullet and the man bun will fuse.
6. Too fidgety to spin.
7. Spongebob Belcher.
8. Chewbacca loves his pets.
9. WHY ISN'T THIS A THING?!
10. Practice self-love.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.