If you've ever watched a show starring Gordon Ramsay, then you know that his insults are poetically brutal. 

The rate he's able to come up with ways to call people stupid is as impressive as his delicious cooking. 

If we were ever trapped in a kitchen with Gordon we wouldn't be worried about all the knives surrounding us, we'd be worried about the names he'll call us as we cry. 

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