Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
11 Gym Rats Who Can Bench Press 1,000 Pounds of Bullsh*t
March 12, 2018
People who brag about going to the gym are already insufferable so these liars must be a whole new breed of asshole.
Like, sorry Jeff, but I just don't believe that the everyone clapped for you after you outbenched the gym bully even though you just got your membership a week ago.
Maybe work on flexing your muscles instead of your bullshit, big guy.
1. You don't have to be fit to bench a million pounds!
2. Treadmill hacker humiliates dumb jock.
3. Do you think he still drowned her in ball sweat though?
4. Funny story! This didn't happen.
5. Not your first asshole rodeo.
6. I was going to educate him but then I realized I can only communicate in grunts.
7. Sir, you got kicked out for screaming "I AM THE STRONG MAN LOOK AT ME" at everyone.
8. Update: you upgraded from XS to S.
9. Haters only make him stronger!
10. Really great lesson to learn here.
11. Flex that tongue, baby.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.