Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
13 Lame Dudes Who Suck Harder Than a Dirt Devil Vacuum
March 13, 2018
These guys must be related to a vacuum cleaner because their mouths are filthy.
Luckily, they don't seem to mind being grime people so we're gonna go ahead and smear their good name through the dirt.
1. And they aren't as pointy either! SAD!
2. 32, you don't socialize or take care of yourself and you eat nothing but take-out and $1 ramen bowls. HOW ARE YOU SINGLE!?
3. BUT WHY DON'T WOMEN GIVE ME CHANCE, I AM SO NICE!!
4. Guess you'll just have to keep being passionate with your hand, my man.
5. If women with standards don't want me, it's because they suck not me!
6. Yes, that must be it.
7. So. many. red. flags.
8. This man is actually a horse in a trenchcoat.
9. How to make everyone dislike you 101.
10. Thanks for the compliments, dude!
11. Bitches these days having a lot and shit.
12. I won't hurt women but I think other men should!
13. "I study body language." *gag*
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.