Prepare to ascend, for these 12 christian memes will send you straight to heaven.

1. The classic tale of the tortoise and the girl coming home drunk wanting pre-marital sex.

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KraftPunkFan420

2. Knew he would.

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TwoTecs

3. Thank u for snac

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SlimandNone

4. The Holier Trade

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Lord_Anime_Lover

5. For that pun, you are now accepted into heaven.

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pireteboodie

6. The best use of this Shaq meme.

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MiloYolopoulos

7. This is exactly how it happened.

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snapppyb

8. Lord, could you cover for me?

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LokiMcDuck

9. Eve, why?

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irFedoraHat

10. Let there be nuggets.

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mikerockitjones

11. "Let me know when they return and there is proper supervision."

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sectorsight

12. "I guess technically I have to forgive you."

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chrisdalebrown