1. Barbara's a goddamn liar.
3. You will get into heaven if and only if you point your dick up at all times.
4. This was posted after a minor earthquake hit.
5. Nothing like a 7 year long bit.
6. Also who doesn't put a lock on their phone?
7. Disaster avoided.
8. Gotta pick Cee-lo in this case.
9. Unfollowing you now, New York Times. Sorry.
10. Because it's in his ASS.
11. 50 cents, damn your mother needs to increase her rate.
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