1. Barbara's a goddamn liar.

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kalinkabeek

2. Busted.

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janestrummer

3. You will get into heaven if and only if you point your dick up at all times.

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VickyPedia

4. This was posted after a minor earthquake hit.

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ImOldGreggML

5. Nothing like a 7 year long bit.

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ANGR03

6. Also who doesn't put a lock on their phone?

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Squiddoo

7. Disaster avoided.

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TrillaryBlinton

8. Gotta pick Cee-lo in this case.

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vivlam

9. Unfollowing you now, New York Times. Sorry.

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milesfortuneteller

10. Because it's in his ASS.

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ChunkedUp

11. 50 cents, damn your mother needs to increase her rate.

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JakeALakeALake