1. And nobody lived happily ever after

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2. Saying you don't have a favorite is dishonest, the kids deserve to know

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3. People die from that height all the time

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4. And that's street smarts you can't be taught that

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5. But now I will double up

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6. Ok but besides then

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7. Geez kids, so PC these days

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8. Not that there's anything wrong with that

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9. It is respectful and they will appreciate it

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10. Tale as old as time. Smart Girl and the Cat

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11. But chances are I'm still white and sorry

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12. It was either have the last one, or not have one so I mean

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