The next time you think making up a bullshit story to make yourself look cooler than a cucumber remember this: no one, and mean NOONE, is cooler than a cucumber and the

These poor saps thought they should risk it for the biscuit and ended up getting served a hot plate of embarrassment. 

If you don't heed our warning, we can't help you if you end up looking like these dingdongs. 

1. Pay for your goddamn soda cup, Jeremy. 

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2. $100% the real Dietrich Riley helpin' a brother out. 

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3. If you believe it, you can lie about it. 

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4. Rebel with a seatbelt. 

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5. He did Nazi this fact check coming. 

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6. Literally why would anyone life about Stevia Hocking?

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7. You sure do seem to know a lot about BS. 

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8. Virgin/Whore dichotomy in action.

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9. I've never seen this word therefore it is not a real word. 

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11. 1 retweet=1 google image search of a puppy.

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12. On Wednesdays we wear pink!

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13. Marine CORE. 

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