The next time you think making up a bullshit story to make yourself look cooler than a cucumber remember this: no one, and mean NOONE, is cooler than a cucumber and the
These poor saps thought they should risk it for the biscuit and ended up getting served a hot plate of embarrassment.
If you don't heed our warning, we can't help you if you end up looking like these dingdongs.
1. Pay for your goddamn soda cup, Jeremy.
2. $100% the real Dietrich Riley helpin' a brother out.
3. If you believe it, you can lie about it.
4. Rebel with a seatbelt.
5. He did Nazi this fact check coming.
6. Literally why would anyone life about Stevia Hocking?
7. You sure do seem to know a lot about BS.
8. Virgin/Whore dichotomy in action.
9. I've never seen this word therefore it is not a real word.
11. 1 retweet=1 google image search of a puppy.
12. On Wednesdays we wear pink!
13. Marine CORE.
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