1. The creature poses no threat to me whatsoever

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2. K ready when you are

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3. I show you mine you show me yours

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4. I was fully erect for the duration

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5. Run program enjoyself.exe

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6. Uh oh they're on to me 

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7. Clicking this would be dishonest

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8. I shall raise this creature to be 10x as powerful as me

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9. Why does Facebook keep giving me targeted ads for extra small condoms

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10. You're tearing me apart Zucc

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11. Get that SHIT off of my good Christian social media platform

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12. Now please, teach me how to love

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