Skip church this week, these tweets are the only holy presence you need.

1. Chik-Fil-A, sponsored by Jesus

 

2. "Blasting rope to Waluigi"

3. A great point.

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4. A real time saver.

 

5. Yeah, how'd he pull of THAT miracle?

 

6. Maybe he's not that cool after all.

7. But we were CHALLENGED.

8. HELL ya

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9. Time for a intervention, Jesus. No, not of the divine variety. Regular.

 

10. This was hours before the cop pulled him over.

 

11. Can't let the lip balm go to waste, at this point.