1. It's a nightmarish hellscape in the neighborhood.
Mr Rogers is the Leviathan pic.twitter.com/TMYWrgNNLW-- ✞ 𝕵𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘 ✞ (@Thelonius_Punk) March 13, 2018
2. Honestly, this is the better than Sonic Boom.
The worst Sonic level pic.twitter.com/JPqJRjk8vu-- Steve Kim (@Fobwashed) March 21, 2018
3. Jesus Christ, tell us your secrets. Was it that volleyball league you joined?
Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s-- Mormonger (@Mormonger) March 18, 2018
4. You know what - Cookie Monster never even EATS those cookies! The chunks and crumbs just flal out of his mouth!
hate to be problematic but i feel like the sesame street writers were just being lazy when they decided to name him "big bird"-- eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) March 21, 2018
5. Time to Google "how to renounce your parents"
my dad asked me how to spell katy perry a couple minutes ago and now i'm an accessory to this crime pic.twitter.com/18qxMBuTjJ-- katie (@k8monstr93) March 13, 2018
6. A week later they're gonna put up a "JUST PISS ANYWHERE" sign
Ever seen a building give up pic.twitter.com/A2vSDQVH9Q-- TOM (@tomwalkerisgood) March 17, 2018
7. I'd rather have my search history read aloud, thanks.
after you die you have to watch a recording of every time you tried to sing along to the reverse part of Missy Elliott's "Work It."-- The Economy, Stupid (@nachdermas) March 21, 2018
8. Haha yeah I am a total stoner, four hundred and twenty, am I right?
yeah I'm total weed head so smoking this joint with U guys isn't a big deal [has 1 hit & then googles "will I be like this forever?" on my phone]-- christian (@nopoweradeinusa) January 10, 2018
9. The way I honor the Toretto family is by drinking a Corona while capturing an international terrorist.
the fast & the furious was shot next to my house and theres always guys comin thru to pay their respects pic.twitter.com/BfnKZ6N3cB-- jack wagner (@jackdwagner) March 14, 2018
10. This is why you should only watch Netflix.
MY TV GLITCHED AND IS JUST SAYING "SKIN" OVER AND OVER OH MY GOD pic.twitter.com/vMqw6grht9-- Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) March 20, 2018
11. (*doublechecks five times*) My god...
holy f pic.twitter.com/dvRFU8tbjc-- Kanozu très fatigué (@DoYouKnoz) March 3, 2018
12. Well...I am not going to be pickpocketing this tarantula.
"You look weary traveler, come rest a spell. I have tonics and elixirs for sale if you have the coin"-- Noah-san (@ThatIsDanger) March 7, 2018