1. Cool now it looks like my tires are going to promundefined

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2. How about not?

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3. Ok but how do I make shit out of my dick

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4. I always thought Jesus' return would be different

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5. See ya on the slopes, kid

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6. Because the cowards @Apple wouldn't do it themselves

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7. Alright this one's sick as shit tho

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8. Sorry my cat is more of a PC cat actually

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9. The honeys catch me rolling downtown in this with my Sprite shades on

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10. Almost perfect, just needs a doorbell

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11. Buy a new clock? In this economy!?

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12. Just keep an eye out for the poop stains on your boobs

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