1. Well at least you have a can opener at all times

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2. Two Plumbers in Love is an Adam Sandler movie waiting to happen

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3. It's just muscle memory

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4. I remember you you're the shark that raced Michael Phelps

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5. See that just ain't right

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6. Snap back to reality OH there goes Rabbit 

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7. We all roast down here

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8. Stop it you're making her very angry

11 Devilish Roasts That Weren't Afraid to Go There

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9. Holy fuck

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10. If Anthony Davis can shave his, so can you my friend

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11. Harley Dent

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