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Why Are There So Many Stock Photos of Women Trying to Make Spaghetti Sexy?
April 4, 2018
Stock photos are notorious for their inexplicably specific and bizarre pictures.
From lonely women laughing at salads to shirtless men pinching their nipples while sporting a Santa hat, the variety of what you can find on these sites are impressive.
So, here's a weird trend you never hoped to see in your life: women posing seductively with your Uncle Roberto's famous spaghetti.
The questions we have our endless but can be boiled down to one solitary word: why?
The world may never understand, but god bless these women and their inability to eat pasta like a normal human being.
1. Hey, that's not where spaghetti goes!
2. I too eat spaghetti in my fanciest bra.
3. All the qualities you want in one woman.
5. That seems like an impossibly big handful of spaghetti to eat in one bite.
6. This is the dirtiest picture in existence for a least 3 seperate reasons.
7. For the last time, ma'am, you can't eat like this in our restaurant. Now please put your shirt back on.
8. Is anything more sensual that plain buttered noodles?
9. The description says it all.
10. mmmm, floor pasta!
11. Are they going into her mouth or is she pulling them out like a magic trick?
12. That'sa spicy stare!
13. Just a girl casually eating her lunch.
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