Stock photos are notorious for their inexplicably specific and bizarre pictures.

From lonely women laughing at salads to shirtless men pinching their nipples while sporting a Santa hat, the variety of what you can find on these sites are impressive.

 

So, here's a weird trend you never hoped to see in your life: women posing seductively with your Uncle Roberto's famous spaghetti. 

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The questions we have our endless but can be boiled down to one solitary word: why?

The world may never understand, but god bless these women and their inability to eat pasta like a normal human being. 

1. Hey, that's not where spaghetti goes!

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2. I too eat spaghetti in my fanciest bra. 

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3. All the qualities you want in one woman.

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4. DELICIOUS!!

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5. That seems like an impossibly big handful of spaghetti to eat in one bite. 

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6. This is the dirtiest picture in existence for a least 3 seperate reasons. 

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7. For the last time, ma'am, you can't eat like this in our restaurant. Now please put your shirt back on.

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8. Is anything more sensual that plain buttered noodles?

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9. The description says it all. 

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10. mmmm, floor pasta!

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11. Are they going into her mouth or is she pulling them out like a magic trick?

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12. That'sa spicy stare!

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13. Just a girl casually eating her lunch. 

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All photos courtesy of Shutter Stock