1. Picture of the year.
let us go, my brothers pic.twitter.com/0X0d1nICjc
-- sarah ISOLATION OUT NOW! (@fastjelIyfish) April 5, 2018
2. Your air conditioning was only so-so, enjoy losing your job.
i love the Uber rating system
-- Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) April 5, 2018
5 stars: a taxi journey happened
1-4 stars: i'd like to jeopardize a complete stranger's livelihood
3.ย
-- Dan Glaser (@youranalogbuddy) April 5, 2018
4. Omg, we ALL got one!!!
AS ALWAYS: THANK YOU OPRAH!!!!! ๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/vmq8qQeUs9
-- Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 5, 2018
5. Remixxx
you've been hit by
-- Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) April 5, 2018
you've been struck by
a pic.twitter.com/JJNN19urUm
6. We all have the phase, some sooner than later.
dont worry kids, ur mom and dad will still be friends and we both still love u so much. it's just that dad is goth now and needs to explore that on his own
-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 6, 2018
7. Understandable.
I like my water like I like my emotions...bottled.
-- Birthday Greg (@GrowlyGrego) March 27, 2018
8. Oh right yes the Old West shit. The biggest limit.
Android lady: Welcome to West World, where the only limit here, is... Your imagination. And also, everything is Old West shit. That's another limit
-- ''Steve'' (@extranapkins) April 6, 2018
9. They truly love their own bits.
oh, to be as funny as every cell phone company commercial thinks it is
-- Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) April 6, 2018
10. Mind = BLOWN
Whoa check this out...
-- Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) April 5, 2018
B ats
A lfred
T he Joker
M an Bat
A nd
N obin
11. I hope you work their for decades and end up sending this imaginary son off to college.
When I first started at my work I got asked to work a Saturday so I said I couldn't because it's the only day I see my son. it's 5 years on and my imaginary son (James) is almost in primary 2, top of his class, loves football. They grow up so quick when their not real don't they?
-- Flannyโข (@LiamFlannigan1) April 5, 2018