1. Picture of the year.
let us go, my brothers pic.twitter.com/0X0d1nICjc-- sarah ISOLATION OUT NOW! (@fastjelIyfish) April 5, 2018
2. Your air conditioning was only so-so, enjoy losing your job.
i love the Uber rating system-- Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) April 5, 2018
5 stars: a taxi journey happened
1-4 stars: i'd like to jeopardize a complete stranger's livelihood
4. Omg, we ALL got one!!!
AS ALWAYS: THANK YOU OPRAH!!!!! 👑👑👑 pic.twitter.com/vmq8qQeUs9-- Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 5, 2018
you've been hit by-- Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) April 5, 2018
you've been struck by
6. We all have the phase, some sooner than later.
dont worry kids, ur mom and dad will still be friends and we both still love u so much. it's just that dad is goth now and needs to explore that on his own-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 6, 2018
I like my water like I like my emotions...bottled.-- Birthday Greg (@GrowlyGrego) March 27, 2018
8. Oh right yes the Old West shit. The biggest limit.
Android lady: Welcome to West World, where the only limit here, is... Your imagination. And also, everything is Old West shit. That's another limit-- ''Steve'' (@extranapkins) April 6, 2018
9. They truly love their own bits.
oh, to be as funny as every cell phone company commercial thinks it is-- Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) April 6, 2018
10. Mind = BLOWN
Whoa check this out...-- Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) April 5, 2018
T he Joker
M an Bat
11. I hope you work their for decades and end up sending this imaginary son off to college.
When I first started at my work I got asked to work a Saturday so I said I couldn't because it's the only day I see my son. it's 5 years on and my imaginary son (James) is almost in primary 2, top of his class, loves football. They grow up so quick when their not real don't they?-- Flanny™ (@LiamFlannigan1) April 5, 2018