You know what's cooler than a million dollars? Testifying before Congress regarding the nature of your company's dishonest usage of user data with Cambridge Analytica. Throw these funny ass tweets a "LIKE" or "WOW" or perhaps even a "MARK LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE".

1. So true

2. Capturing them brings me joy, as it does to others who enjoy this hobby

3. Nod, smile, look at people

4. You're going away for a long time, buddy

5. Beep boop beep Facebook

6. My team will follow up with you

7. 🎶  In the summertime, when the weather is fine 🎶 

8. Let's do this again next week

9. Not in anybody's Top 8 rn

10. Am I not Congressy enough for the Congress club?

11. NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS

12. Simple as that

13. It keeps making this static sound

14. You gotta get more stories loaded in the holster babe

15. You can have this thing back if you want it Winkelvi

16. NOW, HOW IS FACEBOOK LIKE, SAY, A CHEVY CAR

17. I've made a terrible mistake

18. Additionally, can you help me insert it into my computer I cannot find the slot

19. Or maybe like turning it off and turning it back on again

20. Long live the King