Oh Tumblr, we give thanks to you and the bountiful gifts you bestow upon us day after day. We feel so blessed that you are such a benevolent creator of content willing to share your wisdom with us, your sinful children.
Also, maybe stop posting all that MLP fanfic, we're not too sure clopping is very righteous, but hey, I guess every God needs it's Lucifer, or Twilight Sparkle in this instance.
So praise be to Tumblr, who has not turned away our prayer for a hilarious post about birbs.
1. She knows exactly what it means.
2. "wiggle wiggle wiggle" - Bach
3. In Jesus' name we pray, stop being basic.
5. Who said salads have to be boring?
6. Mr. Wonderful looks great.
7. Ruh Roh.
8. What else do you expect him to do??
9. You still have so much life to live!