Dating sucks: between the bullshit sandwich you have to whip up in your dating profile to meeting a stranger and not being a total fucking dingus, it feels like ugh, can I just do this when I'm dead?
Honestly, why even bother with relationships when you have memes? They'll never break your heart or leave you, and they certainly won't cheat on you with your fucking douchebag roommate from freshman year (yeah I still remember that, CHAD, you fucking prick).
1. I cannot tell a lie.
2. Moooom, pleeeease!
3. So many options.
4. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF.
5. All aboard the struggle bus!
6. I'm a bit prickly.
7. Thanks fam!
8. That lawnmower lookin' pretty good tbh.
9. Just wait and see *slides whole wheel of cheese into mouth* ;)
10. Not again.
11. Why am I like this?
13. Hahahha, oops!
14. I'm engaged to be single.