We don't know about you guys, but after reading these stories we're pretty sure something reeks. We're gonna take a wild guess and say it's probably because these people are filled to the brim with hot, steamy shit.

In all our days we've never seen anyone so desparate for attention. They literally wrote out a fantasy so epic it rivals George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire." Except these stories involve less dragons and more pretentious wieners recieving standing ovations for telling Albert Einstein E actually equals MC fuck you.

What we're saying is "Game of Thrones" is more believable than whatever you want to call this mess. 

1. Everyone on the bus gave him a congratulatory kiss on the mouth.

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2. Take notes and then throw those notes in the garbage where they belong, guys!

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3. What really happened: 

Server: "What can I get you to drink?"

Me: "Bud Lite"

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4. Uh huh. 

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5. This is all true except for the part where you ever left the computer.

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6. Everyone started singing "Since U Been Gone" on the top of their lungs.

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7. The teacher 1000% knows crazy frog.

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8. Jane Austen came back from the dead to give her a high five. 

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9. No one has ever thanked a person for telling them the earth is flat. NO. ONE.

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10. Oh B5ive!

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11. ~*Just girly things*~

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12. Being rich is so hard. 

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13. The bank robbers resigned. 

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