If you're looking for a relaxing island getaway, then you've come to the wrong place because this beach resort is filled with nightmares only. 

The good news is that your stay is all-inclusive, which means the complimentary, and also involuntary, spider baths are totally free! If you do not want a complimentary spider bath you will be charged a $98.36 cancellation fee and sent straight to the pit of screams.

Enjoy your stay and fuck you! :)

1. Here kitty, kitty...

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2. "My 5 year old cousin drew this, and when my Aunt asked who Katie was, she replied "'my friend who stands outside my window at night'".

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3. Open wide and say FUUUUUUUUCK!

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4. Happy birthday Tommy, we got you a lifetime of trauma!

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5. It's just a little hangnail.

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6. The Human (sized) Centipede. 

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7. Hungry?

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8. *shivers*

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9. No hairband? No problem!

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10. Homar Sompsin.

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11. BURN.DOWN.THE.HOUSE.

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