If you're looking for a relaxing island getaway, then you've come to the wrong place because this beach resort is filled with nightmares only.
The good news is that your stay is all-inclusive, which means the complimentary, and also involuntary, spider baths are totally free! If you do not want a complimentary spider bath you will be charged a $98.36 cancellation fee and sent straight to the pit of screams.
Enjoy your stay and fuck you! :)