Honestly, it's not like we're lying, we're telling the truth to the best of our ability. If that seems a bit vague, then ask yourself, would our point hold up in court? We feel preeettttyyy confident it would a little something like this: 

Judge: Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, (so help you God)?

Me: Uhh, technically?

Judge: Good enough. CASE DISMISSED!

Everyone: *standing ovation*

1. Yes, very informative.

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2. I've got a .22 caliber asshole and I'm not afraid to use it. 

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3. 3Edgy5me

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4. 100% legit mistake. 

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5. 1 whale = 1 whale

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6. If I HAD to guess...

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7. 10/10 still dessert. 

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8. Caution: pool is wet. 

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9. Yes, I see. Thank you. 

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10. *Cue Jaws theme music*

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11. I'm on a very strict diet. 

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12. Godzilla is an asshole. 

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