If it weren't illegal to physically harm people, we would love to show how much we appreciate bullshitters by leaving a big ol' red mark across their dumb faces. And then to SEE the look on their faces once we're done would be *mwah, chef kissing his fingers* delicioso. 

I mean really, nothing would be more satisfying than hearing the large, wet fish make contact with these peoples' cheeks in a terrfic slap that can be heard around the world. 

1. Would love to see you give it a go, tbh.

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2. For the last time put your hand down, Matt, and let someone else answer. 

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3. Smart man knows how to dig best hole!

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4. This joke only makes sense to you mere peasants. 

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5. Yikes.

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6. I'M NOT HERE TO WIN BUT I WIN!

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7. What a delight. 

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8. They're definitely listening to Nickeback.

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9. Good luck to you and your social life.

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10. She's a braniac, braniac on the floor!

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