John Mulaney's new Netflix special Kid Gorgeous dropped today, and having seen it live and now again on Netflix I assure you my friends it is a helluva good time. 

But I'm sure I don't need to sell you on John Mulaney, so here, enjoy what you came here for.

1. Yes, and we must respect that about himundefinedundefinedundefined

2. Both to low levels of success


3. No hey trust us you can trust this one 


4. Lotta good rooms to check out in this life of oursundefinedundefined

5. You can't question my religion only I can do that motherfuckerundefinedundefinedundefined

6. There is no honor in doing it everybody


7. I believe you all know why you are here


8. Two types of people in this world


9. And your battery drains all at once for some reason


10. Damn we should try being famous and powerful undefinedundefinedundefinedundefinedundefinedundefined

11. Usually the answer: a little bit of both!