TheOnion is a hilarious satirical site that's been around for decades now, but yet a lot of people are apparently still unaware of its existence. These idiots take the fake headlines as real news and oftentimes get livid on Facebook and Twitter, making a complete ass of themselves in the process. But really, it's just more reason to love TheOnion.
1. Onion, please at least CONSIDER the recipe angle.
2. Uhh, to make murder suicides easier? Duh?
3. Before laughing at this one, just remember more evidence is coming out. Could be true.
4. Wow and all the lairs were super close to each other. The ice caps were fuckin' loaded.
5. Gotta make sure it's outta their system.
6. I think it is YOU who is missing the point.
7. I MUST KNOW ABOUT THE HORSE ASPECT
8. I mean, if someone did a report I think this would hold up.
9. This eye-enlarging man? A fool!
10. Highly unlikely Amelia ate humans and left their bones on this island. Maybe 10% chance at best.
11. But Six Flags fuckin' rule...
12. I hope they all went to space heaven.
13. Hey, you gotta move product somehow.