Well, well, well... It's the end of the week and what a dumb donkey little week it has been. It seems like every day is more and more stupid and you should just give up. Well, DON'T GIVE UP! We have some classic tweets from some funny people who are going to give you just the lil littlest smiles to help you survive that extra day! Be sure to give these funny people a follow!
1. Shouldn't take that much
i'm gonna design sex robots with such advanced AI that they still reject incels-- i bless the rains down in Castamere (@Chinchillazllla) May 2, 2018
2. He doesnt sound... that bad?
When you've been single for almost a decade and your dad is concerned and running out of ideas pic.twitter.com/6sob6Qfadz-- Not You Madeleine (@DVDBoxSet) May 1, 2018
3. I am sorry
Hey Girl is your Dad an Astronaut??Because I'm from Nasa. There has been a terrible accident at the Space Station and he is dead-- Needy Amin (@mattytalks) October 9, 2012
It is our sorrow to report that Rango has passed away as a result of being eaten by a bird. RIP (Rango In Peace) pic.twitter.com/8Xq5Ndww6R-- Rango Memorial Foundation (@alexqarbuckle) May 3, 2018
5. Daaaaamn hell yes pimp
me: h--- emma (@emmachambie) May 3, 2018
hot guys at middle school dances: pic.twitter.com/1q6nRNfNJx
6. It is true whether you like it or not
*makes someone laugh once*-- Zolee (@Zoleeofficial) May 3, 2018
My mind: I think I'm pretty...........hilarious, entertaining, or what some may even call, witty pic.twitter.com/4Qy5KivzyM
7. SPOOKY! AH!
So much death! This retirement home must be cursed.-- Paul Rust (@paulrust) May 3, 2018
8. It really is upsetting
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but another weird one is airline passengers who thought they were going to have a free seat in their row until you show up. Very specific fury.-- Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) May 2, 2018
9. Our hidden code
walking past another ponytail guy: fair ye well-- Ceej (@ceejoyner) May 3, 2018
Ponytail guy: I bid you safe travels
10. Can't get mad at the truth
Not all superheroes wear capes! For example, Spider-Man.-- Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) May 2, 2018
If you wouldn't let your homie piss between your legs while you take a dump you aren't fit to serve in the US Marines simple as that-- derek (@eedrk) May 3, 2018