If you haven't heard of the Flat Earth Society then you're in for a real treat. There are people, right now, in the 21st century, who believe that EVIL scientists are LYING TO YOU (for some reason??) about the Earth being round and that it's actually as flat as their personalities.
And these people, right now, in the 21st century, believe that because you can not literally see the Earth curve while you're on the planet, it means that all photos taken from space proving that we are indeed a spherical chunk of rock must be fabricated by NASA and other corrupt politians to keep YOU from the TRUTH. Like, what's the motivation for the government to lie about the Earth's shape, people?
Now, why Flat Earthers are so appalled by the concept of a globe is beyond us. Maybe they had one too many bad days playing dodge ball in gym class and have sworn off all round shaped things forever. Maybe they think the Big Globe Industry is making billions of dollars for keeping the wool over our eyes. Regardless, their baseless information and determination to dubunk a fact that's been proven countless times to be true is entertaining to watch.
1. We're worried for your child.
2. It's not like the Earth ROTATES or anything.
3. Good point!
4. CHECKMATE ROUND-EARTHERS.
5. All of this is reasonable.
6. My kids are damn sheeple!
7. What are you hiding NASA?
8. The earth isn't a spinning ball, it's a fidget spinner!
9. All this math adds up!
10. Where all my stars at?
11. A global.