Everyone knows Tumblr can be like the Wild West of the internet world. There are no rules, people are constantly dueling over fandoms, they're shooting memes all over the place, it's all very dramatic, a real Mom's Spaghetti Western.

So, it comes with no surprise that the website would birth some of the most insane outbursts the internet frontier has seen. Instead of ranting about "THERE'S GOOOOOLD IN THESE HERE HILLS", they're ranting about why they canonically ship the Golden Girls and the cast of The Hills  with some graphic fanart to support their theory. 

1. Well, that was a wild ride. 

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via ryank_43

2. Popular opinion: you suck.

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3. Please do not steal my bones.

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4. It's a no brainer!

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via jell0d

5. Instructions unclear. 

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6. CREDIT CARD EQUALITY. 

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via aoi-miki

7. Ugh, not again!

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via Redwards2

8. Don't kink shame!

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via Themaleslayer

9. Time travel: not even once.

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via azurenightlight

10. ???????

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11. That's no moon.

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via Laufey-_-

12. How much horsepower does this baby got?

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via supersmarthead