Nobody goes to Pornhub for the comments alone, but sometimes they're so good that I feel like we should. These 11 porn pioneers went in for the naked genital mashing, but left a piece of golden commentary behind. We should all be like these people.

1. This dude's cranked it to Marge for DAMN sure.

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mattyzraps

2. Shhh please don't make us think of the weird shit we do.

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JonathanDieborg

3. From one bro to another: sick balls and jizz bro.

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PadlingtonYT

4. How can we jerk it when bees are DYING?

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mausxrat

5. She needs to spearhead the porn parody for sure.

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OmnisSlash

6. A wide range of emotions in these Pornhub comments.

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IgorekN

7. Great point.

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ZainMalik77

8. We are happy for you.

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 EcRar30

9. It took 4 months, but they finally go that amen.

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Rules2PlayBy

10. AndrewsB is now a Buddhist monk.

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DaxelW

11. It is not just you. We all feel the post-crank guilt.

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HIVPosi