Good life pro tips are boring. Improving your life is hard and time-consuming and that's not what we're all about. Yawn. Shitty life pro tips that basically mock the good ones are where the real fun's at. 

1. Also, once in heaven you don't have to deal with that pesky leak.

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dconnor1104

2. You also may scare the shit out of them thus helping get to your turn faster.

3. Can't argue with this loophole.

4. Make sure to really wring those things dry. 

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 Supreme_0verlord

5. Thumbs up. Thanks Sonic.

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NooticusMaximus

6. Also sue them for 69 cents so they know what's really up.

7. The one tip HR doesn't want you to know about.

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8. It's basic mathematics.

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LeastfavoriteVillian

9. Out of sight, out of mind.

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kevindongyt

10. It's so dumb it just...may...work.

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NevesyTriht1

11. Thanks Fox & Friends.

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Arsewipes

12. Or just straight into their face for a real spooktacular experience.

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