1. Columbus you fuggin moron

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2. This is not the rightful King of England, THIS IS PATRICK

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3. Alls well and there's not a cloud in the sky!

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4. This is the Crusades

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5. Where we droppin, boys?

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6. Turing, MY MAN

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7. The state of the Confederacy is non-existant

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8. Heh, OBVIOUSLY

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9. We're here because we want you to submit to our will in various, unique ways

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10. Pulled a sneaky on ya!

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11. If you wanna educate yourself further on the subject, past looking at this meme that is

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12. No one man should have all that empire

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13. Wait just a fuckin second

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14. Not sure who else it could be!

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15. It's foolproof

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