1. You make me, and the babies, sick young man

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2. Just slightly less slimy

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3. 🎶 Cuz that's what friends do 🎶undefined

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4. This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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5. Incredibly valid question

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6. Potentially it could be saving the President from a stew-making accident, but that is highly unlikely!

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7. Yeah, I don't mess around

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8. Can't you tell how ANGRY I am??

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9. Gotta pick up A COUPLE OF GRAPES

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10. People think it's just cartilage but it's not

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11. Needed more adrenaline

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12. I tend to be *very* persuasive

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13. Hello fellow kids

13 Times Sergeant Terry Flexed His Brilliance in Brooklyn 99

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