Social media has made it so insanely easy for maniacs to post bullshit stories in order to make themselves feel cooler. Some are so downright blatant, though, that we must screenshot them and mock them tirelessly.

1. And the rest of the bar applauded.

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_boatsandhoes

2. Fuck no.

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_damned

3. All the doctors know. Duh.

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-pablum-

4. You should be sent to detention for this lie.

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AndreasBerthou

5. This one seems less fake than the rest.

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ReppingSplit

6. Hate when I habitually sing f me in the ass.

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betarad

7. Even the stars of the movie gave me a thumbs up! Epic!

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swagpig7

8. This was obviously published in Lies Weekly.

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TroutOfOrder

9. This one is bad on so many levels.

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IVTD4KDS

10. In fact, I'm giving you an oppo-ticket. You can redeem this for cash at your local police station!

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Raspeed

11. Yes, Girlfriend, I'm at the RESTAURANT (causing trouble!!!)

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