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Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:



1. I bet those pizza delivery guys hate getting orders with the address "the sewer."



2. Tried eating a "banana." Why is the tough yellow part on the outside so flavorless???



3. Something to consider before buying that pair of white pants.



4. "Damn, I love how relatable this brand of bathroom wipes is being on Twitter!"



5. Someone find the Jim Henson Company and tell them I need 500 hours of this.



6. Summer, the season where it's just as cold as winter because you're indoors and the A/C is blasting nonstop.



7. Update: I am moving to London and high-fiving everyone on that train.



8. My mom? She's a real "tiger" mom. Yeah, she's GRRRRRRRRREAT!



9. "Sure, I can't control WHERE I go, but on the plus side, I also have no control over how fast I get there."



10. I have heard tales and whispers from the elders of a thing called a "pension." No clue what it means though - perhaps I will find out when I'm flying Space Shuttle Uber at age 97.