The journey of growing your pubes out is a magical one. Why not share the excitement with your friends and potential lovers with a bush reveal party? You've waited weeks for this, after all. What will it look like? Will it be like any ol' bush? Will it look exactly the same as it did before you got that Groupon for a waxing? Having recently hosted my own reveal party, I picked up some helpful hints that will have your guests talking about your puss for ages!



1. Keep it simple!

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Unless you're a redhead, your friends already have a pretty good idea of what your bush will look like, so don't get too carried away with hairy party favors and decorations. Sharing this wonderful surprise with your inner circle is the most important part of the event-- everything else is just icing on the pubic hair themed cake (see below).



2. Make your own personalized invites!

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While e-vites have steadily risen in popularity since the dawn of the internet, sometimes a good old fashioned snail mail invitation can do wonders to build anticipation for an event. For a whimsical touch, I took a wig and snipped several locks into each envelope. The best part? Nobody has to know it's not real hair!



3. Design your own signature drink!

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Remember that wig? Cut a few more locks into an ice tray before filling with it water. Forget ice cubes, you now have ice pubes! As the ice melts, hair will begin free floating in the drink. What a fun conversation piece, right? As for the drink itself, I just poured straight vodka into clear glasses. I've found that guests respond well to the immediate, potent hit of alcohol.

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4. Bake a memorable bush cake!

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I'd exhausted all of the patience my friends had for interacting with actual hair, so I decided it was time to switch gears. No special occasion is complete without a personalized cake, and showing off your downstairs mane is no exception. I made a simple strawberry cake with vanilla icing and then had some serious fun with sprinkles! I simply pictured my own crotch for a guide and went from there. If you mess up, don't sweat it! Just keep dumping a fuck ton of sprinkles on it and eventually it will look about right.



5. Prepare yourself for the big reveal!

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5 Festive Tips For Your Grown-Out Bush Reveal Party

At a certain point in the night, it's time to quit beating around the bush and start showing it off. Your guests are full off of your vag cake, blind drunk from the cheap vodka you've provided, and ready for you to debut that new muff! I chose to flash my guests from under a sassy springtime trench, but make the reveal your own! You could get a friend to pull a sheet off of you like a magician, or you could even rent a fog machine and strut pantsless into the room. This is your party, and this is your bush. Nobody can tell you what to do with it. And if they try, simply rip them out your life!