When you ask a question, you typically want the most straight-forward answer to help you find a solution to your problem.

Well, some answers don't exactly follow that rule. In face, they're probably not the anwers you were seeking or, hell, even make a whole lot of sense, but you gotta admit it, these remedies definitely won the argument on a technicality. It may make you furious, or annoyed, or roll your eyes, but for us, we're honestly just impressed with the thought behind it.

So, if you can find a reason these witty bastards shouldn't go into the Technical Hall of Fame, then keep it to yourself, nerd.


1. Just your local grocery store dad.

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2. Pizza is pure. 

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3. *trembling hands* TAKE the MONEy?

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4. Yes correct. 

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5. You didn't say they had to be an EVEN three pieces. 

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6. Science!

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7. Why? Why not?

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8. It's true. 

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9. God save the house. 

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10. You wanted to know if I specifically eat them, right?

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