If something takes an unexpected turn on the internet, we're inclined to believe that turn is going straight into a hell ditch filled with screaming spiders. Most of the time, we're right, considering the internet is known for it's abrupt trips to Hell and back. But not this time, friends. Oh no, these surprising turns are nothing but nice and pleasant and guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
We'd tell you to buckle in for a wild rollercoaster, but this is more like an enjoyable tube ride down the Lazy River with some cold brews and your best boys havin' a great time.
Nothing but delightful interactions here, folks, and you must be THIS agreeable to ride this chillass ride, my brother!
1. Well now I'm just blushing!
2. This could have gone so wrong and yet, here we are.
3. Drag Queens should not be around children!
4. You're the life of the party!
5. Phew, that was a close one *puts down sword*.
6. One man's trash is another man's treasure.
8. I'm about to take you to the ILS (international love station).
9. Well, he is pretty cute!
10. Now THIS, THIS I can get off to.