Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:
1. It's uncanny:
2. Everyone likes Cate Blanchett:
girls don't like boys. girls like memes, money and cate blanchett. pic.twitter.com/qRLFtdUn8Q-- nefrandili (@jessicakajones) May 20, 2018
3. Hiddlekins was great:
Everyone thinks Anthony Hopkins' best performance was when he played Hannibal Lecter but we all know it was the five minutes he played Tom Hiddleston playing Loki-- Brianna Shrum (@BriannaShrum) May 21, 2018
my favorite genre of youtube is of mice and men shool projects pic.twitter.com/IfV0qWx8IR-- faraz (@fvrvzv) May 22, 2018
my ex just snapchatted me saying "look what I found in my wallet" and it was video of him throwing a Polaroid of me in the trash...... okay JOE ur the weirdo who kept a picture of me in your wallet for a year lmao-- aleve pm (@greenbeangrrl) May 21, 2018
6. That's one majestic ass cat:
When will my husband return from the sea pic.twitter.com/cGqsak4Cm1-- Cromerty 'I Do Voiceovers' York🎙 (@Cromerty) May 21, 2018
7. Complain about it some more:
"Cartoon Network sucks now because all the characters look the same"-- Ismael Bergara (@Calavera145) May 21, 2018
See? I can do some dumb cherry picking as well! ♥ pic.twitter.com/mZyJm4Ig48
8. So that's why they did it:
me, 1988: my dad calls everything by the wrong name. why doesn't he know what anything is-- drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) May 22, 2018
me: 2018: calling my kid's mindcraft game "computer legos" is way funnier than saying mindcraft and it pisses her off every time
9. A love story:
Another day another excellent DM pic.twitter.com/ySl0gmv863-- Paddy Galloway (@PaddyG96) May 21, 2018
10. I'd listen to that:
We really need a mashup DJ equivalent of Chopped-- several gay monsters (@Orcanist) May 21, 2018
"DJs, open your box. Inside you will find:
The Phantom of the Opera soundtrack on vinyl
The stems for Anaconda by Nicki Minaj
A cheese grater
...and a download code for the third volume of Homestuck music
The timer starts now."
11. Nothing about the Tri-Wizard tournament makes sense, TBH:
the entire student body of hogwarts just staring at the surface of a lake for like two hours is the funniest mental picture pic.twitter.com/xtJYm19J2P-- SungWon Cho (ProZD) (@prozdkp) May 22, 2018
12. That's one day to get back at her, I guess:
My boyfriend always uses this random number at Walgreens and I just asked him the other day who's number it was and he said "honestly it's my ex girlfriends, she cheated on me 3 years ago and now I steal her coupons" and now I use it too. Our coupons now bitch.-- brooke krimmel (@BrookeKrimmel) May 22, 2018
13. Wordplay isn't always fun:
Friend's Wife: hello?-- Oops!...I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) May 23, 2018
Me: Amy? it's Chuck
FW: why are you calling on my husband's phone? what happened?
Me: I'm so sorry, it was an accident
FW: [crying] is he...dead?
Me: no. he's right here.
FW: then why did you call me on his phone?
Me: I told you, that was an accident
14. I much prefer TV that feel like doing work:
(HBO pitch meeting)-- Wenzler Powers (@WenzlerPowers) May 23, 2018
Producer: So basically the show is about a bunch of robot cowboys that fuck and fight each other
HBO Executive: Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun!
Producer: It won't be!
15. Get fucked sun:
[watching the sunset after getting a sunburn] that's what i fucken thought, coward-- Kal (@captainkalvis) May 21, 2018