If you clicked on this link, you're obviously looking to ride the Nightmare Express all the way to the capital of Hell, so as promised, here's some horrible images that will be burned into your retinas for at least a good millenia. We'd recommend seeking medical advice for that, but like, the doctor will probably just tell you to pour bleach into your eyes (note: we are not doctors so, uh, don't do that).
Be careful what you click on, you might end up scarred for life and completely blind. Or just mildly uncomfortable. Either way, enjoy your new found hatred of life!
1. Why would this need to be printed on a sign? WHY.
3. "Excuse me sir! Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Cthulhu?
4. "My best friend's husband had an axe fly through his windshield yesterday while driving on the highway."
5. Oh fun, a 1,000-year-old ancestor of the spider, but it has a tail and will eat your face, probably.
6. But like, don't you wanna touch it just a little?
7. Imagine trying to use one of these keys in a lock and tearing your nail off.
8. My god, they're more powerful than we could have ever imagined...
9. "I will pay you."
10. Deer lord!
11. They were very polite and left a generous tip.