I can't lie, those are some cute little pockets! I know you keep your little phone in those tiny pockets, so why not keep some short little funny-time jokes in them? I know what you're thinking, "how am I gonna put all these jokes into my short tiny pockets?" Well, dummy, it is on this website! So it is in your phone that is already in your little stubby pockets!

Oh, while you're at it, why not follow these funny people on twitter?


1. Just be nice to me



2. OI! BRUV!



3. It gets... worse



4. The wild west



5. IT'S SO HARD



6. Gas, stop playing me, immediately!



7. Hubba hubba! awoooga!!



8. Because of sex, you see



9. Chill dude



10. A classic meet-cute



11. I bet it is



12. Hell yea, you know I do this