Tumblr isn't known for being the most predictable site on the internet, and we love is for precisely that reason. Most of the stories start off pretty normal and end up so far out in left field it made you forget you were even playing baseball in the first place.

Honestly, all these twists and turns keep us youthful; we're just grateful that something in this terrible, bad bullshit world can keep us from becoming 100% jaded. 

So, if you're ready for the ride of your life, then buckle on up, boys, it's gonna be a bumpy one. Or maybe it'll be as smooth as a toddler's toosh! Who knows!? Tumblr will always keep you coming back for more surprises. 


1. Natalie is a wild child.

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2. There's a scorpian in my boot.

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3. NEXT.

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4. This isn't what I remember Rent being about.

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5. That answers that.

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6. This is a good lesson. 

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7. Lyk dis if u crie evertim.

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9. Mickey is a saint. 

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10. Captain Dildo. 

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11. DEPLORABLE!

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