1. C'mon now there's less of it for my tummy

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2. It's not for my safety, it's for yours

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3. Perfect now you guys can pair off

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4. What witchcraft is this you motherfucker

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5. There's gotta be literally any other way to style that hair

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6. A two-for-one roast

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7. GET IT BECAUSE SEX

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8. Switch that part up and you're golden

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9. How do those legs even support you friend

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10. Please go do your punk phase in Chicago and never come back

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11. The logical conclusion to Charlotte's Web

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12. Roasting someone by saying they look like they take tons of shits is so funny

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13. Do you also work with Bill Hader on Barry

13 Roasts That Sting Like a Punch to the Nuts

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