We're not calling these people liars, but, c'mon. It's too easy to call the internet dingleberries out on their insane bullshit and we will never get tired of relentlessly mocking them for it. 

The next time you feel the urge to fabricate some dumb story for karma, remember, we're always watching and always waiting to put you in one of these galleries. 

1. Funny story: this didn't happen. 

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2. Get off my lawn, hooligans!

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3. I'm sure that's exactly what he said and not "I like wolves and I also just peed my pants".  

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4. The President AND Shakespeare stood up and clapped.

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5. You're really not. 

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6. You're only allowed into this Target if you have a trendy Twitter account. 

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7. Josh's mom is so thoughtful.

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8. Sure, buddy. 

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9. In his wildest fantasies, the most this kid does is assault a teacher. 

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10. Everyone get down, this is a robbery! Put the crypto currencies in the bag and no one gets hurt!

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11. You should have taken the job, tbh. 

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