1. And if you don't know, now you know

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2. I wish I only had to look at your face once a year

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3. Idk this seems just like a compliment to me

11 Roasts That Are Impressively Accurate

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4. Show some mercy

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5. Survey says: OWNS A JACK SKELLINGTON BACKPACK

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6. How's it going my name's DEREK

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7. At least that can be injected though

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8. Mother of God

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9. You're like the worm from Richard Scarry who drives around in an apple car

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10. Well actually, I couldn't because no eyebrows have that much hair

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11. The harshest roast of all - Wet Wipes

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