1.  This is the greatest line reading of all time: 

2. Seems like an easier way to identify her than the shoe thing: 

3. I understand cuteness in every language: 

4. Who among us cannot say the same?: 

5. She's talking about Star Trek, right?: 


6. Oh no! We think like them: 

7.  Please don't sabotage their friendship: 


8. To be young and naive: 


9. Emotional whiplash: 



10. At least people would read this one: 

11. Literally me: 



12. I would absolutely eat this dog: 

13. Is it the panda?:

14. Why do so many people have Wesley Snipes's phone number: