Feeling down? Well then, it's time to sit back, relax, and enjoy some grade A tweets that will give you a nice (temporary, sorry) serotonin rush that'll make you feel like a million bucks. Unless you're Danielle. Sorry.

1. From the day when he became a MILLIONAIRE.

2. And maybe try a poo flavored pancake while you're at it.

3. They don't tell you this when you download the app.

4. But that category would be 95% of Netflix.

5. Do I like COUNTRY music? Heh. *cracks knuckles & starts singing Aquatic Ambiance*

6. But also looks like he hasn't showered in months, ironically.


8. Damn, I'm just a regular mess? Possibly ugly?

9. More videos need Mario SFX.

10. Make that hospital your BITCH.

11. Everyone is still remembering and laughing, Danielle.

12. The giant we can all relate to.

13. Damn, another homerun from this guy. Gonna go RT and follow like you should too.