If you're feeling a bit stuck in the doldrums and just can't seem to escape this eternal boredom, don't panic. We're definitely 100% doctors with the perfect prescription medicine for you. A nice healthy dose of reading Tumblr for 2-3 mintues, 18 times a day is sure to cure your listlessness! Get back your vitality with some wild anecdotal stories!

Don't believe us? That's probably for the best because, even though we said we are, technically we're not doctors. 

1. Liberal education is ruining this damn county. 

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2. God bless you, Kevin.

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3. Poor baby. 

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4. Bananas in pajamas are SCREAMING INTO ETERNITY. 

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5. Mickey Mouse in a saint. 

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6.WHERE ARE YOU AND I'M SO SORRY.

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7. This is bugging me.

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8. Not all heroes wear capes. 

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9. You've made this monster, now lie in it. 

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10. McLovin' goes fishing. 

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11. She still has flashbacks to this day. 

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