We can't all be Wheel of Fortune puzzle solving masters. Wheel of Fortune Answers is for us, the common folk, who don't know what the fuck the answer is but hell we're still gonna give it our best shot. And if you don't like it Pat Sajak, you can REBRAND AS CARROT.

1. AFTER ALL THE POOP TRAINING WE'VE DONE,

2. Words I live by

3. Just get it over with already 

4. We all know which one of ours is 

5. Penis? I believe the medical term is

6. Everyone in the mf crew has no bones

7. Don't we all

8. NO U

9. Much healthier, and better for your eyes

10. As they shit, their belly readies itself for more food

11. Sounds a little too fancy for my blood

12. The Holy Triumvirate 

13. IM TALKIN BOUT BRINGING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE BABY

14. Ah, my old high school nickname

15. Much easier than having hundreds of small nudes for individual occasions