The Trailer Park Boys is one of the weirdest and funniest shows to ever come out of Canada - and if you somehow still haven't checked it out, you should probably get on that (it's on Netflix, so you don't really have any excuses). The show concerns (mostly) three wildly inept would-be criminal masterminds trying to grow/smoke some dope, get drunk, and make some money - and inevitably failing over and over and over. Working against them is the trailer park's supervisor, Jim Lahey (RIP John Dunsworth), and his shirtless, cheeseburger-loving assistant, Randy. But the show is filled with weird and memorable characters, genuinely hilarious performances, and incredible amounts of liquor and weed.
But mostly, it's Ricky that keeps us coming back - the dumbest of the show's core trio, often the highest, sometimes the scummiest, but always uniquely himself. We love you, Ricky, you greasy bastard.
But, hey, we'll admit it - screencaps can't really hold a candle to the man himself delivering these lines. So please, have this little refresher on the wisdom of Ricky, straight from the horse's mouth: