You may not like it and it may not be the answer you were looking for, but fuckin' hell you gotta respect it. These things may not be "true" by your standards, or any other normal person's standards, however, they're technically correct by definition and because of that, we gotta rule in their dumb favor.

We dislike it as much as you do, believe us, but thems the breaks kid and we gotta play by the rules. 

1. Yes, correct. 

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2. Good point, Sonic, you asshole.

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3. Wow, it sure is, isn't it?

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4. You've got a friend in you. 

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5. Thanks for the tip!

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6. Hmmm...I wonder why.

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7. Potty training them is so hard, though. 

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8. Hello George!

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9. I mean, yeah, watermelons really don't have any bones.

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10. Hot damn that pie's good!

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11. Way to spin this into a positive!

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12. We side with the kid on this one.

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13. Babies are so tasty. 

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