On June 22nd, 2008 the world lost one of its all time great truth tellers, a crank par excellence, and a comedic influence whose boundary-pushing style forever changed the artform of standup comedy. After a lifetime of battling heart disease George Carlin succumbed to a heart attack a week after his last performance, and his ashes were scattered in various New York City nightclubs where his incendiary act had been honed.

In celebration of the man's legendary wit, and in begrudging affirmation that a lot of his complaints are as true as ever, here's 10 George Carlin jokes that still pack a punch:




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